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David Bowie "Blackstar"

Posted by Tony on 01/11/2016

I’ve lived in a world devoid of David Bowie for 14 days now. We all have. I’d like to say it’s a little less interesting and a little less colourful, but it’s not. It’s a lot less interesting.
Blackstar felt genuinely significant upon release, a heady message was being told but in typical Bowie style, it was difficult to decipher fully with any level of confidence. I flippantly suggested a few weeks ago that it sounded very much like the closing chapter and death of Major Tom. I was half right.

Context changes everything, and as cliché as it maybe, hindsight is definitely 20/20.

Anyone reading this article will be acutely aware of what happened next. The events that followed crystallised Blackstar to become Bowie’s clearest message, his most fully realised artwork. A clean and clear ending with all questions answered when few had time to be asked. I’ve never experienced anything like it, I dare say there will never be another album that serves as a closing chapter to so many characters, and to so many people.

The album is short (succinct or efficient maybe a better word) by Bowie standards, coming in around the forty-two minute mark. Nothing is drawn out, nothing feels out-of-place. Even on the title track which spans a full ten minutes (Bowie’s second longest track, second to Station To Station), there is no fat. There was no time for it.

David Bowie "Blackstar"

David Bowie “Blackstar”

Blackstar is, to my knowledge, the only Bowie album not to show him on the cover art. Excluding The Buddha of Suburbia soundtrack and its monstrously horrid BBC produced artwork, of course. Maybe this was a sign. His face obscured on his second last outing (The Next Day), only to be entirely absent from his last. He was disappearing before our eyes, and we didn’t even know it.

It appears that with Blackstar, Bowie was finally able to complete that concept album he’s been trying to create since the early seventies. Station To Station attempted it, Ziggy Stardust attempted it, as did 1. Outside. All abandoned the idea, or at least deviated from it significantly enough that none could be called concept albums. With Blackstar David created what he’d been trying to achieve all this time. Unfortunately for him (and for us), it contained the story of his final days. He was kind enough to give away the ending of Major Tom’s story in “Blackstar” and let Davie Jones say goodbye in “Lazarus”. It’s one of the most self-aware artworks of recent times, and the death of Bowie has transformed it into one of the greatest pieces of performance art of the 21st Century.

The opener, “Blackstar” is a ten minute long, sprawling, tense affair.  It’s an agitated, restless piece with cinematic strings and a frantic double-time beat pinning down a short two note electronic bass line.  A long drawn, slow attack sax presents itself to be the real star of the piece, before everything devolves into a strange, twisted ballad.  The whole track is very Bowie, but in a very contemporary way. Blackstar represents the death of a deity, the end of Major Tom. The story of a stranger from another world, and the end of the beginning.

“‘Tis A Pity She Was A Whore” is what follows, and is a distorted, rough sounding, demo-esque, two-stepping rock piece. With a title ripped from a John Ford play that’s I’ve never seen nor read, and telling the story of a World War 1 Soldier’s visit to a brothel, “‘Tis A Pity” is a Blackstar’s allegory of time passing, cleverly disguised in a grungy pop-rock piece.  “Hold your mad hands, I cried” referencing a clock face as the heavy tick of the beat marches on, “that was patrol, this is the war” being used to contrast to the perception of time, then and now.

The third track, and the most poignant to circumstance is “Lazarus”. Completely dissimilar to anything else in Bowie’s back catalogue, it’s extremely modern in execution. If the opening track was a reflection of the death of a character, “Lazarus” is the album’s acceptance of circumstances.  “This way or no way, you know I’ll be free“.  Although the massively distorted guitar chords fight and struggle, crying out, all other instrumentation is more passive – nothing else resists. Bowie’s vocal is frail and brittle – gasping a little for breath on the beginning of every line, and is used beautifully.  The lyrics, now, seem very purposeful and deliberate. “Look up here, man, I’m in danger“. The saxophone cries out after the delivery of every line of each verse, giving the whole tracks such a beautifully bleak feeling.  The video is absolutely incredible, and does more to fully explore the music than I ever could.

“Sue (Or In a Season of Crime)”, I’m told, is the literal retelling of the John Ford play from which track two takes it’s title. Again, I’ve got no idea about the play, having never heard of it until the release of Blackstar. What I can tell you is that “Sue” is the darkest track on the album.  A fast, aggressive drum ‘n’ bass beat smashes along intricately and distorted guitars swing back and forth. It tells a story where deceit and collusion are rife and lacks any atonement. It’s possible that Bowie sees the play as a reflection of his life.

“Girl Loves Me” begins with crazy vocal syncopation, not a single word of which I understand.  I try to write these things in a vacuum, rather than subconsciously regurgitate what I’ve read/heard elsewhere. I have no idea, most of it’s not in English. I don’t know what it is.

“Dollar Days” is a bittersweet piano ballad on which Bowie proclaims himself “dying to… fool them all again and again”, breaking and playing with the phrasing.

 Aesthetically it’s the most recognisable ‘Bowie’ track on the entire album.  Certainly, “Dollar Days” is most self-referential tracks on Blackstar, acknowledging the twisted music industry, Bowie’s fans, and  his impending death all in adjacent bars. Bowie contemplates his regrets and successes, juxtaposing with lines about what may or may not become of him. “Cash girls suffer me, I’ve got no enemies“.

Within “Dollar Days” appears Bowie’s last truly great line; “I’m dying to…push their backs against the grain” which in typical Bowie style is a meshing of two  – “back against the wall” [desperation] and “against the grain” [contrary to common practice].

I Can’t Give Everything Away thick, dense, lamenting ballad, clearly intended to be his swan song.  “The pulse returns the prodigal son, the blackout hearts, the flowered news, with skull designs upon my shoes“. Soft synthesiser pads wash and fleeting snatches of harmonica reverberate over a small electronic beat, giving the track a lot of space – a lot of emptiness. The track finally ebbing into the distance, echoing away.

It’s difficult not to see Blackstar as more than a sum of its parts.  Everything is linked and precisely penned, everything feels intentional.  Everything feels significant, especially now.

David Bowie "Blackstar" Stars

David Bowie “Blackstar” Spells “BOWIE”. I bet you didn’t know that.

God damn can Tony Visconti keep a secret. That fucking guy… This whole time he had us fooled, played like a fiddle.  And what’s more, I’m glad he did.  The few days after the release of Blackstar and before the death of Bowie where extremely interesting. Having this weird album in our hands, trying to dig into its secrets and layers.  Trying to understand exactly what was going on – and then to have all those questions answered in one static moment, to have our whole perception of the album changed before our eyes.  If you listened to Blackstar in those few days, consider yourself a very lucky person, you’ve seen both sides of the coin.

I’m a hipster, fuck, I don’t like music other people have heard of (what’s the point?), never mind the music of self-proclaimed ‘pop stars’. Bowie was an exception. Blackstar is the best album in decades and quite possibly our lifetimes. I find it difficult to imagine what it would take to produce something that would equal the quality and authenticity of this.

Unsurpassable.

A lot of reviewers and fans are saying that they find the album difficult to listen to now – I’m finding it increasingly difficult to listen to anything else.

If you’re interested in further perspective David Bowie “Blackstar” or just more Bowie articles in general, please see the brilliant blog Pushing Ahead of the Dame | David Bowie, song by song, which is infinitely better than my own.



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Posted by Tony on 01/11/2016

Look up here, I’m in heaven
I’ve got scars that can’t be seen
I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen
Everybody knows me now
Look up here, man, I’m in danger
I’ve got nothing left to lose
I’m so high it makes my brain whirl
Dropped my cell phone down below
Ain’t that just like me
By the time I got to New York
I was living like a king
Then I used up all my money
I was looking for your ass
This way or no way
You know, I’ll be free
Just like that bluebird
Now ain’t that just like me
Oh I’ll be free
Just like that bluebird
Oh I’ll be free
Ain’t that just like me



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Olav Basoski "Moscow Street Rock"

Posted by Tony on 01/11/2016

What a week this has been – David Bowie released the incredible “Blackstar” album, Kanye West dropped a teaser for the upcoming Swish album, and Panasonic have confirmed that the iconic Technics SL-1200 will return to production. So I think I’ll write about an old house record that was released sometime in 1997.

Olav Basoski has been a prolific producer and remixer of not ‘quite commercial’ house music for three decades now. Although the quality of his output isn’t always guaranteed, there’s usually something worth a listen to. Having acquired all fourteen volumes of his Samplitude EPs, I guess I need to tell myself that.

I purchased this because it was a record by a man called “Basoski”, titled Moscow Street Rock, and adorned with the communist hammer and sickle. That may not seem much now, but when it was sitting in a record shop in rainy Glasgow in the late 90s, it looked like it came from another world.

Olav Basoski "Moscow Street Rock"

Olav Basoski “Moscow Street Rock”

As I previously said, the record features three tracks, all mixes by Basoski himself, no guests or label mates. “Half The Bet”, “Mo Fun Mix”, and “Super Funky Animal Mix” – all variations on a theme, and genuine remixes of the initial concept not the cutting room floor remixes we’ve become accustomed to in the past two decades.

Half The Bet mix is the most straightforward of the three. A busy, tough sounding piece of house music. Heavy, fast kicks drive forward with thick metallic snares and frantic percussion. There’s a loud reverb laden drum roll that rings out at every break. The mix clearly gets its name from the filtered vocal snippet that continually tries to emerge from the background. The deep “Moscow… ROCK!” motif is heard in the first few bars here and is used to great effect when layered over the previously mentioned vocal. It’s chopped and teased throughout the whole track. A very short, extremely heavily filtered loop pops in and out, pinned down by a deep synth bass and over laid by filtered minor synth sweeps that could be taken from a track fifteen years younger. It fucking kicks ass.

The horribly titled Mo Fun Mix is really unusual for a release like this. It starts off very similar to the other mixes, with the same drums and patterns – but it never builds. It’s clearly emptier. It chugs and stutters, ebbs and flows. The drums slowly disintegrating and giving way to (wait for it) a saxophone solo. A long ass, fucking saxophone solo. Ace. A long funky saxophone jams, subtly cut and looped, synth bass pulses away beneath the muted chord stabs. It’s sporadically punctuated by a drum roll that disappears into reverbed emptiness. Olav teases beats for minutes, threatening to disturb the space of the piece, only to pull them away at the last-minute. The saxophone continues, unfazed. After three minutes, rhythms finally drop and the “Moscow” motif returns. What a tune!

The Super Funky Animal mix is something a little different again. Coming in at only five minutes eleven seconds, it’s almost a full minute shorter than any of the other mixes, but it’s utterly jammed with little edits and variations. There’s more focus on the individual elements here, and the filtered vocal is a little tighter. If I was even more of a pretentious dick head I’d be tempted to call it one of the first examples of minimal house. Luckily I’m not. The synth chords (which just sound great here) take centre stage, and are filtered and delayed a little more than any other track. The main vocal creeps in and the kick drum slams relentlessly, only ever dropping in order to introduce another element. The main break has the percussion dip and a massively delayed minor chord. It’s just magic shit.

Listening to the whole thing leaves me quite in awe. Everything is wonderfully original, yet hard as fuck. There is no denying that this is one of the best house records of the 90s, and it’s aged incredibly well. It blows my mind to thing something this detailed and tight was made entirely on hardware – an Atari STe if I remember correctly.

I need more of these, more hammer and sickle, hard as nails, funky as fuck house music.

Moscow Street Rock was released on Work Records “Work32” in 1997, and should be in the collection of anyone remotely interested in electronic music.

Olav Basoski “Moscow Street Rock (Half The Bet)”
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/01.-Moscow-Street-Rock-Half-The-Bet.mp3

Olav Basoski “Moscow Street Rock (Mo Fun Mix)”
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/02.-Moscow-Street-Rock-Mo-Fun-Mix.mp3

Olav Basoski “Moscow Street Rock (Super Funky Animal Mix)”
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/03.%20Moscow%20Street%20Rock%20(Super%20Funky%20Animal%20Mix).mp3



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David Bowie "Blackstar" ★ Masters Comparison

Posted by Tony on 01/09/2016

David Bowie “Blackstar” (or ★ if you’re a fucking nutcase) has been released simultaneously in multiple digital formats – CD, Mastered For iTunes, and HDtracks 96Khz 24bit download. Of course this piqued my interest, so I thought I would do a quick comparison of all the digital masters, see how they stack up against each other. This will be updated in a few months when I receive my 180g vinyl, but living in the UK means that will be some time away.

First, the good news / bad news. All the masters sound pretty good to my ears, weighty and fast, not at all fatiguing. The bad news is that all of them, including the “24bit” HDtacks, are of course quite hotly mastered and feature a lot of digital limiting.

If you want to compare the waveforms or FFTs, open them in new tabs and flick between them. I’m not going to teach you how to use a fucking browser.

First up, the standard CD Master: ISO Records / Columbia / 88875173862
I assume this will be the release most people listen too (having said that, I’m an old man and therefore have no idea what numbers the iTunes release will do). The CD Master is what you’d expect, quite limited dynamically – but never to the detriment of the music. I would go as far as saying that it’s almost entirely transparent limiting (software limiters are becoming really good, most notably Voxengo’s Elephant).

It’s a shame they couldn’t find their way to give us a few more dB headroom, it would really let those drums pop a little more. Clear, deep, fluid. Really nice mastering, regardless of the somewhat stunted dynamics. Interestingly, the dynamics analysis shows that the min RMS is -Inf, meaning that there’s no dithering present. Bit of a strange oversight there.

Blackstar CD Master Waveform

Blackstar CD Master Waveform

Blackstar CD Master FFT

Blackstar CD Master FFT

Blackstar CD Master Dynamics

Blackstar CD Master Dynamics

the iTunes release: ISO Records / Mastered for iTunes / 256kbps AAC
I don’t really know what Mastered for iTunes actually entails. If I had to guess, I’d say that it’s some sort of automatic limiter or level control. There’s certainly no EQ differences to the other two releases here.

Upon first listen it sounds slightly more dynamic than the CD master, but upon closer analysis you can see that it’s simply been reduced in level by around 1dB. Admittedly, looking at the waveform below you can see that it’s not brickwall limited, but you’d be fucking pushed to say that it’s any more dynamic (read: it’s not more dynamic). It’s a real shame, because the whole mastered for iTunes nonsense would be a great tool to introduce some dynamics in to these modern masters. As it stands, I’m not sure what the intent of the program is. In reality, this is the CD master, passed through what ever is required to gain the “Mastered for iTunes” label. No audible difference at all. Again let me stress, it’s by no means a poor master and is pretty decent by todays standards. No dithering present in this one either, but being a lossy format maybe they are thinking that the decoder should be adding that.

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master Waveform

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master Waveform

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master FFT

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master FFT

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master Dynamics

Blackstar Mastered For iTunes Master Dynamics

The HDtracks release: ISO Records / Columbia / HDtracks / 96Khz / 24bit
I had high hopes for this one. I mean, at the end of the day what’s the point of paying more money for 96Khz / 24bit master if it’s just the CD master? Well, that is indeed the case here. It’s the exact same master as the CD – which didn’t need 16bits to render correctly, never mind 24. Sure, the full spectrum is represented, and now we’re no longer limited to the 22.05Khz of the CD or iTunes release. In reality this offers no audible advantage, and HDtracks continues to be a total scam in my opinion. They did however remember to apply dithering to this one before exporting.

Blackstar HDtracks Master Waveform

Blackstar HDtracks Master Waveform

Blackstar HDtracks Master FFT

Blackstar HDtracks Master FFT

Blackstar HDtracks Master Dynamics

Blackstar HDtracks Master Dynamics

Conclusions
What can we take away from all of this? Well, after having volume normalised all of the masters, I couldn’t ABX between them. This was done by upsampling everything to 96Khz, as well as downsampling to 44.1khz (I have a sound card that can natively change sample rate, so there was no internal resampling happening). The mastered for iTunes version is trying to encourage better dynamics, but doesn’t actually achieve that – maybe because the limiting was done before processing through Apples recommended booshit. What did surprise me was that the 256kbps AAC is utterly transparent to my ears. I can hear no pre echo, no frequency attenuation, nothing…
Unsurprisingly, the HDtracks 96Khz 24bit master offers nothing over the CD or iTunes. Yes, the frequencies stretch into the 30Khz region, but you’re not a fucking Galleria Mellonella. Plus, it’s likely only encouraging horrible software / hardware resampling in whatever system you’re using, resulting in worse overall sound quality.

The album is remarkable, strongly written, well produced and mastered very compitently – even if I am a little critical of the limiting. All of the masters are more than acceptable, so buy the one that’s cheapest or most convenient to own.

Going by what Tony Visconti said here, the vinyl is probably the one to have, but I won’t know until I get it. But that brings its own issues with hiss, crackle and dealing with people with a penchant for sonic elitism.

To read my thoughts on the masters of the other Bowie albums, please see here: The Best Bowie Masters. Now if you’ll excuse me, Yeezy season has begun.]]>



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Lucretio And Francesco Devincenti "Tempesta Di Valvole (Vladislav Delay RMX)"

Posted by Tony on 11/23/2015

I’ll preface this by admitting my ignorance as to who Lucretio And Francesco Devincenti are, or what they’ve done previously. I’ll also say that “Tempesta Di Valvole” means nothing to me – it translates into Storm Valves but again, even in English, it means nothing to me. I think the record label is new as I’ve not heard of it (PicNic34, anyone?)

However, Lucretio And Francesco Devincenti have exercised their good taste and asked for a Vladislav Delay remix on the newest release! Bravo!

I don't fuck around

I don’t fuck around

The track is more beat driven than anything I’ve heard from Vladislav Delay, but it’s difficult to gather much from a 1:45 sample.

Things have been a little quiet from Vladislav since the release of the amazing “Visa”, so this is quite a good way to end the drought.

Really looking forward to this one, should be out January. And with fortune on our side, we may be seeing the emergence of another little interesting record label! Good times!



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David Bowie "Blackstar" Single

Posted by Tony on 11/23/2015

Bowie has now released the first single and opening track of his new album “Backstair”.

Instead of being the shining post-post rock nu-skool Bowie we expected on “The Next Day” we’re treated to a 10 minute long, “Loving the Alien vs. Station to Station” masterpiece.

Not only is this quite an unexpected departure from the previous four or five most modern Bowie albums, it also happens to be so good and so interesting that it has rendered the rest of my music collection largely irrelevant.

Blackstar Cover Art

Blackstar Cover Art

Opening with an Arabian feeling chord progression with double speed, stepped drum patterns (entirely acoustic to my ears), ritualistic chanting, all of which is delivered with a sense of bravado that no one else can come close to replicating. The drums slowly dissipate into nothing and the track comes crawling to a halt somewhere around the halfway point. Out of the abyss emerges a 4/4 swaggering funk(?) track, crystallizing and pulling the veil from our eyes. It’s confusing, but quite possibly the most interesting twist I’ve heard in donkey’s.

I wish I could say more, but my brain is yet to fully comprehend what it has seen. Watch the video, it’s great.

The death of Major Tom, in the most fitting, most bizarre character send off possible.

NB: A strange side note here, but to me, the track has a very close resemblance to the Underworld track Banstyle/Sappys Curry. I’ll do a blow-by-blow comparison one day.



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Clipse "Numb It Down"

Posted by Tony on 07/06/2015

Clipse / Re-up Gang have always released the best mixtapes, and more recently the mixtapes have utterly eclipsed the albums. Clipse “Numb It Down” is a fine example of that.

There is no, and there never shall be a better mixtape than “Road To Till The Casket Drops”. The crowning achievement of which is “Numb It Down”, a re-edit of Lupe’s forgettable “Dumb It Down”.

Ferrik44 Review

Ferrik44 Review

Five years ago, Youtube user Ferrik44 took the words out of my mouth and distilled them into a five word sentence fragment with crystal clarity. I can’t add anything. This is 911 murda shit.

Clipse "Numb It Down"

Clipse “Numb It Down”

Feel this, I’m fearless, now hear this
Tackled it after Lupe killed it,
Push Ton the last son of Mildred,
Stumbled upon the rock like a pilgrim.
Made money, money made power
Unstepped on as it came off the Mayflower.
I come from graffiti’d halls,
Now the X marks the spot on my graffiti walls,
Statuettes X’d eyes on those graffiti dolls,
Ghetto Bitches ask why – I say it’s just because.
The double entendres remind you of Andre 3K,
Make you spin it back like a DJ,
This track feeling like it’s D-day,
Fucking with P it might be D-day,
My heroin lines like checking out at BJ’s.



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Remembering R.A. the Rugged Man

Posted by Tony on 07/05/2015

Skeezy fucker, R.A. the Rugged Man was a staple of mine during the mid to late 90’s. Releasing raw, filthy shit sporadically for two decades now, countless legal issues and mental health problems (both of which I’m glad to hear he overcame).

His latest album “Legends Never Die” is fairly horrible. Bland uninteresting production, bullshit ‘technical’ rhyming with no soul. To me, it’s the sound of a rapper trying to make money.
I told him this, and he promptly blocked me on Twitter.

R.A. the Rugged Man

R.A. the Rugged Man being a pussy

Now, I wasn’t throwing shade for no reason (yes, I said it), but I loved R.A. and his crazy as fuck music, and it pains me to hear the fucking Garageband Studio™ bullshit he’s putting out now. And I find it even more distressing that he seems to believe in it.

So for old time’s sake, here’s a verse taken from “Sandman Exclusive All-Star Freestyle” titled “Hated By Everyone Freestyle”.

Listen to those authentic MPC beats, the bullshit nonsense spouted by R.A., and the whole vibe. It’s fucking great. Remember him for what he was, not what he became.

R.A. the Rugged Man – Hated By Everyone Freestyle
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/05.%20Hated%20By%20Everyone%20Freestyle.mp3



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Do the Bartman Ringtone

Posted by Tony on 05/10/2015

I made this for two reasons – I’m bored, and I was born in 1984. Heavily tracked backing vocals, Bart Simpson hype man, and some 808s.

Do the Bartman Ringtone

Do the Bartman Ringtone

Do the Bartman Ringtone
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Bartman.mp3

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Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe "Sun Is Shining (Weird Fucking iTunes Mix)"

Posted by Tony on 05/03/2015

In reference to an older post (Bob Marley Sun Is Shining Controversy) which was viewed by around 11 people, I thought I would fragment and reduce my audience even more by continuing to delve further into non-issues that only interest me.

Browsing iTunes because I’m bored shitless and it’s a long weekend, and because I don’t really understand iTunes (as a man with 200 LPs and 200GiB of flac files, it’s not terribly useful to me). However, because I’m on a big Bandcamp tip (check it) I thought I would dip my toe in. You know, checking for bonus tracks, iTunes exclusive stuff etc.

What do i find? Another fucking weird, possibly unlicensed, Sun Is Shining Remix.

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe "Sun Is Shining (Weird Fucking iTunes Mix)"

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe “Sun Is Shining (Weird Fucking iTunes Mix)”

What’s so strange about this one? Well, it’s a near perfect facsimile of the original Funkstar De Luxe radio edit. It even appears to be an official Edel release on iTunes, but I can’t see how. It’s the same arrangement as the original radio edit but the drums are different, the keys are different, the synth chords are different (and too resonant), and the vocal take is shocking horrible. It sounds like record label either could no longer use the rights to the original mix, or lost the original take. But in that case, why couldn’t they just use a pre mastered take from a CD? Or make an entirely different mix?

This blows my mind. It’s bloody awful.

The mix is all wrong, it’s amateurish, at best. The guitar is in the wrong key and makes me want to tear my ears out. The vocal sounds like a drunk karaoke effort and is plagued with sibilance and other artefacts. I’m not even sure it is Bob Marley, but if it’s not, why didn’t they use a different take? Or totally re-record? The drums, oh man, the drums. Great composition, dreadful execution. They sounds like someone browsing a sample CD from 2000 and work as a great example of “how not to use a compressor and EQ).

Compare for yourself:

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe – Sun Is Shining (Radio De Luxe Edit)
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/01.%20Sun%20Is%20Shining%20(Radio%20De%20Luxe%20Edit).mp3

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe – Sun Is Shining (Weird Fucking iTunes Mix)
http://www.bassdress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/01.%20Sun%20Is%20Shining.mp3

I’ve said it before, but why? Why does this exist? Who said “We need another mix of this, just like the original, only worse in every conceivable way”. Why?!

When will this madness end? Will I be finding different mixes of this fucking song my whole life? Is that it, is that my purpose? At least now, I’m sure there can’t be any more. This is it, the last of the shit, as bad as it gets…

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe "Sun Is Shining 15th Anniversary Remixes"

Bob Marley vs. Funkstar De Luxe “Sun Is Shining 15th Anniversary Remixes”

It’s at this point I realise two things. I don’t like Bob Marley. I don’t like Funkstar De Luxe.



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