BassDress Blog

Hello everyone! Today, rather than writing some nonsense about The Outhere Brothers (which I will do soon, don’t panic), I’m moonlighting as an investigative journalist.

A few years ago I watched Jesse Michels YouTube channel. He’s a young go-getter, whippersnapper with seemingly endless money and contacts. I was fascinated in his focus on utter-nonsense and bullshit, and I generally found it quite entertaining to watch – not having a vested interest in the alien / UFO / conspiracy theory rubbish he pedals. It was like seeing people converse from an alternate universe.

He’d spin tails of alien visitors, all while interviewing curly-haired men who could speak for three hours without solidifying a single concept or observation, rambled on endlessly, all while Jesse encouragingly nodded along and interjected with congratulatory phrases and “supporting” information.

It was utter bullshit – but I know what I like.

In one episode, breaking from the norm, he interviewed yet another curly-haired rambling gentleman called Sam Bankman-Fried. Jesse regaled us of tails about growing up with Sam Bankman-Fried, how their fathers went to law school together and had been friends ever since. It stuck in my mind because Sam Bankman-Fried was such a strange, unpleasant man (“man”) who was making money seemingly from thin air (at his peak he was worth $16 Billion, with a ‘B’).

Ah, it was crypto currency. He’s a scam artist then.

I moved on, as did Jesse. Years passed, and I remained subscribed to his channel lapping up as much nonsense as anyone could reasonably stand. Aliens this, Government conspiracy that.

Then it happened. All over the news, Sam Bankman-Fried was going to jail for running what was the largest Ponzi scam of my life time. It was everywhere. An international scandal of massive scale. It wasn’t perpetrated by some evil genius with grand illusion, it was simple – unchecked lies by a fat, smelly, greedy little man. He’d taken peoples money, pretended it had magically shot up in quantity, all while secretly having no such mechanism in his business. It also didn’t help that Sam had been spending like a drunken sailor.

His messy hair and dirty clothes had fooled everyone. He wasn’t a crypto investor genius, he was a greedy, dirty little man who had stolen a lot of peoples life savings, investments, and likely ruined a huge number of lives. All helped by his family and friends.

But I remembered… I remembered how Jesse had gleefully told us about his relationship with Sam. About how is family were involved with his. Little buddies, all caught up in a hustle.

So I went looking on Youtube for the video, wondering what Jesse’s reaction would be in the comments. Would he be distancing himself from Sam? Would he be supporting his life long friend? How would he back peddle this whole relationship?

He’d deleted the video. He’d deleted the podcast. He’d deleted the TikTok promos. It was all gone. Thrown into a black hole (or beamed up by the Aliens, huh, Jesse?)

Well me, I’m not a man who easily forgets. And I’m not a man who calls it quits so easily. Everyone, say it with me –

When you put something on the Internet, it is there FOREVER.

Here is the long deleted podcast that ties Jesse Michels to Sam Bankman-Fried. Please download this and distribute it as you wish.

Why am I doing this? Because I’m sick of weasels helping others steal money. I’m sick of horrible little people like Jesse thinking he can do as he pleases, even to the detriment of thousands of others. Fuck him and Sam Bankman-Fried. Fuck Sam’s parents who helped him, fuck Jesse’s parents who think they can distance themselves from this whole scandal.

These people disgust me, and I host this video as evidence of their involvement in the theft of Billions of dollars.

Jesse – the only conspiracy theory you should be interested in is what did your parents do with the SBF money?