Ah was pure lukin’ on the internet fur heavy choons and that, then I mind I hud this crackin’ wee fucking track fae ages ago. Some mad cunt caud Glasgow Gangster Funk hud this pure wee magic choon own Southern Fried Records. It wasnae like pure magic and that, but it was pretty sound man.
Noo whit’s fucking mad is that nae cunt remembers this choon, and nae cunt even kens who he is. But that’s whit I’m aw aboot, know what I’m sayin’? Suh yur own tae plumbs if ye think I cun tell ye anyhin mair aboot the cunt. In fact, I dinnae even ken if he’s fuckin’ fae Glesca.
So what’s the score wi this wan then, en is it any good at aw? Well aye man, it’s not too rough at aw. It’s like a mair manky Dj Sneak or sumhin’ like that. Like fucking Olav Basoski back in the day, but fae the toon (mibbey).
Ye cun fucking hear this bein’ played oot in aw the auld clubs, but the mad hing is that I don’t think any cunt did.
Glasgow Gangster Funk “Come On Die Young”
Fuckin’… nine tracks or sumhin’ own the disc, which isnae bad considerin’ I only paid oot a couple o’ notes. They’re aw pretty similar, pure heavy samples and dead basic synths (like the cunt cannae fucking play en he’s jus’ writtin’ the maste basic shit he cun tae go down wi the samples). But that’s no aw bad cus it sounds pretty clean, en I knaw I said there was hunners aw samples en that, but ye can tell that it’s aw pure auld gear he’s yased. Like it aw sounds as if it’s strugglin’ just to keep up – it must huv been a pure pain in the baws tae get this done back in the day. En ye ken whit? I appreciate it noo. I fucking appreciate the work that went intae building this wee record. This is somhin’ that’s fuckin’ pure oor the heids aw aw the Ableton “drag & drop” weans, aw pure writing pish dance music, know?
So, naw, it isnae a master piece by nae means but it’s no bad as awe curio, aw days gone by ye know? When you cud fucking walk doon the toon en drap intae a wee record shop and fuckin’ be like “awright mate” and he’s be aw “awright man”. Noo it’s aw fucking HMV and online pish. Even Rub-A-Dub is fully of Ableton USB shite noo. You just cannae buy the choons any mair.
Fuck it, catch ye man.
Mulk.