{"id":38,"date":"2011-05-25T10:25:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T09:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bassdress.wordpress.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2019-03-10T19:00:06","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T19:00:06","slug":"mummy-short-arms-cigarette-smuggling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/25\/mummy-short-arms-cigarette-smuggling\/","title":{"rendered":"Mummy Short Arms &quot;Cigarette Smuggling&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laying in bed watching an overweight, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ROBERTFLORENCE\" --=\"\">Scottish writer spout <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.consolevania.com\/\">pretentious bullshit<\/a> about video games I&#8217;ve never played, isn&#8217;t always a productive pass time. However, as I lay there vegetating my days pains away, I heard something quite unexpectedly beautiful. A haunting, muddled piece of craziness slowly pulling it&#8217;s self together in the&nbsp;background&nbsp;of &nbsp;the outro,&nbsp;capturing&nbsp;the mood perfectly. &nbsp;This was my first introduction to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/mummyshortarms\">Mummy Short Arms<\/a>. &nbsp;That event took place more than <em>four years<\/em> ago, and the band is only now getting their collective asses in gear to release that very single. I like their style.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not very adept at describing traditional music styles &#8211; of which I guess Mummy Short Arms is indy \/ rock. &nbsp;What sounds to be a traditional five piece rock band, making use of some synths and the sporadic use of an old drum machine, have turned out a very, very interesting piece of work.<\/p>\n<p>The vocalist sounds like a bluesy mumbling cross between Cpt. Beefheart and the Cookie Monster. &nbsp;That may not sounds like the most complimentary line, but let me assure you, it&#8217;s the voice. &nbsp;And if that title,&nbsp;&#8220;Cigarette Smuggling&#8221; doesn&#8217;t piqu\u00e9 your interest, nothing will. &nbsp;You see,&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Cigarette Smuggling&#8221; isn&#8217;t just a cleverly ironic title intended to excite pretentious idiots like myself &#8211; it&#8217;s&nbsp;entirely&nbsp;literal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I think.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<pre><em>You see my friend with the long hair?<\/em>\n<em>He play the bongo drum<\/em>\n<em>He's in a Spanish Prison,<\/em>\n<em>Just twiddle his thumbs<\/em><\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What Mummy Short Arms have given us is a lovely example of&nbsp;deconstructed&nbsp;rock, entwined with a&nbsp;ridiculous&nbsp;subject matter and played with an entirely straight face. &nbsp;The track never breaks it&#8217;s cool fa\u00e7ade, and even in full swing has a confident swagger and a &#8216;demo&#8217; vibe which makes everything feel pure and raw. &nbsp;Everything is done with an air of cool, the likes of which I&#8217;ve not heard in a very long time. &nbsp;From the cluttered and&nbsp;casual&nbsp;intro that slowly fades into guitar&nbsp;licks that are more suited to a smoky 1910 Saloon bar, you know you&#8217;re&nbsp;in for&nbsp;something special. &nbsp;In the preceding 3 minutes and 52 seconds, Mummy Short Arms don&#8217;t let you down once. &nbsp;I&#8217;d love to call this track &#8216;fresh&#8217; and &#8216;new&#8217;, but it&#8217;s bloody 4 years old now &#8211; and I still love it. &nbsp;Just goes to show, cool doesn&#8217;t grow old.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s finally available for sale on <a href=\"http:\/\/flowersinthedustbin.org\/releases\/cigarette-smuggling\/\">Flowers In The Dustbin<\/a>, on 30th of May. &nbsp;The single will be backed with &#8220;Searching For A Body&#8221;, which I&#8217;ve yet to hear, but I&#8217;m desperate to see what else they have up their&nbsp;sleeve! &nbsp;I&#8217;ll be buying it immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[31,55,64,94],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-consolvania","tag-glasgow","tag-indy","tag-mummy-short-arms"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2418,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/2418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}