{"id":1206,"date":"2013-12-15T22:58:11","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T22:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bassdress.com\/blog\/?p=1206"},"modified":"2019-03-10T17:33:07","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T17:33:07","slug":"charly-lownoise-mental-theo-dj-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/15\/charly-lownoise-mental-theo-dj-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo "DJ Fuck""},"content":{"rendered":"

When I get bored, I tend to buy useless stuff. Morbid curiosity puts a constant strain on my pocket, and it’s most obvious when I’m shopping on the amazing Discogs.com. You see, it’s expensive to get records mailed to my house – a record I want may only be \u00a30.99, but I’ll end up paying \u00a34 in postage for it. Luckily, a lot of people on Discogs.com have weight ranges for their postage prices, which means I can usually get 3 – 4 records sent right to my door without increasing to price of postage. Not a bad deal.<\/p>\n

This, however leads to me putting my chosen record in my basket, and painstakingly searching through the rest of the seller’s inventory to see if I recognize anything else. Usually I don’t. Usually I pick the stuff with the stupidest cover or title I can find. Cue Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo “DJ Fuck”.<\/p>\n

It sat there on the screen, staring back at me. Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo proudly on the cover, arms around each other in a ‘lads on the town’ kinda way. I recognise neither Charly nor Theo. Fuck it, ‘add to basket’.<\/p>\n

The week passes and I forget what I’ve order along side my copy of requested record.<\/p>\n

\"Charly<\/a>

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo “DJ Fuck”<\/p><\/div>\n

Sometimes we gamble and lose. A roll of the dice is often a desperate move, but sometimes you hit the fucking jackpot! Not only is this record so crazy it strides past avant garde and walks right into insanity, but I bloody recognise the track titled “Ultimate Sextrack”.<\/p>\n

Believe it or not, in 1994 or 1995 “Ultimate Sextrack” was the track to have. Its council scheme hardcore at its best. I used to jam to this – at school discos. Let that sink in for a minute. I remember this FROM SCHOOL DISCOS.<\/p>\n

I grew up in a wonderful time.<\/p>\n

This is a real record. Its hard to believe, but it’s not a parody of bad music, nor is it a hipster produced ironicly inclined production. Seriously, we thought this was cool. Part of my still does.<\/p>\n

Track 2 has yodeling \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo – DJ Fuck<\/strong>http:\/\/www.bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/01.%20DJ%20Fuck.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/p>\n

Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo – Tiroler Kaboemsch<\/strong>http:\/\/www.bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/02.%20Tiroler%20Kaboemsch.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/p>\n

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Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo – Verrotted<\/strong>http:\/\/www.bassdress.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/04.%20Verrotted.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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