{"id":1154,"date":"2013-07-09T10:04:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T09:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bassdress.com\/blog\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2019-03-10T17:39:44","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T17:39:44","slug":"glasgow-gangster-funk-come-on-die-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bassdress.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/09\/glasgow-gangster-funk-come-on-die-young\/","title":{"rendered":"Glasgow Gangster Funk \u201cCome On Die Young\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah was pure lukin\u2019 on the internet fur heavy choons and that, then I mind I hud this crackin\u2019 wee fucking track fae ages ago. Some mad cunt caud Glasgow Gangster Funk hud this pure wee magic choon own Southern Fried Records. It wasnae like pure magic and that, but it was pretty sound man.<\/p>\n

Noo whit\u2019s fucking mad is that nae cunt remembers this choon, and nae cunt even kens who he is. But that\u2019s whit I\u2019m aw aboot, know what I\u2019m sayin\u2019? Suh yur own tae plumbs if ye think I cun tell ye anyhin mair aboot the cunt. In fact, I dinnae even ken if he\u2019s fuckin\u2019 fae Glesca.<\/p>\n

So what\u2019s the score wi this wan then, en is it any good at aw? Well aye man, it\u2019s not too rough at aw. It\u2019s like a mair manky Dj Sneak or sumhin\u2019 like that. Like fucking Olav Basoski back in the day, but fae the toon (mibbey).<\/p>\n

Ye cun fucking hear this bein\u2019 played oot in aw the auld clubs, but the mad hing is that I don\u2019t think any cunt did.<\/p>\n

\"Glasgow<\/a>

Glasgow Gangster Funk \u201cCome On Die Young\u201d<\/p><\/div>\n

Fuckin\u2019\u2026 nine tracks or sumhin\u2019 own the disc, which isnae bad considerin\u2019 I only paid oot a couple o\u2019 notes. They\u2019re aw pretty similar, pure heavy samples and dead basic synths (like the cunt cannae fucking play en he\u2019s jus\u2019 writtin\u2019 the maste basic shit he cun tae go down wi the samples). But that\u2019s no aw bad cus it sounds pretty clean, en I knaw I said there was hunners aw samples en that, but ye can tell that it\u2019s aw pure auld gear he\u2019s yased. Like it aw sounds as if it\u2019s strugglin\u2019 just to keep up \u2013 it must huv been a pure pain in the baws tae get this done back in the day. En ye ken whit? I appreciate it noo. I fucking appreciate the work that went intae building this wee record. This is somhin\u2019 that\u2019s fuckin\u2019 pure oor the heids aw aw the Ableton \u201cdrag & drop\u201d weans, aw pure writing pish dance music, know?<\/p>\n

So, naw, it isnae a master piece by nae means but it\u2019s no bad as awe curio, aw days gone by ye know? When you cud fucking walk doon the toon en drap intae a wee record shop and fuckin\u2019 be like \u201cawright mate\u201d and he\u2019s be aw \u201cawright man\u201d. Noo it\u2019s aw fucking HMV and online pish. Even Rub-A-Dub is fully of Ableton USB shite noo. You just cannae buy the choons any mair.<\/p>\n

Fuck it, catch ye man.<\/p>\n

Mulk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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